there's dew drops on the window sill, gumdrops in your head

"your julia childs sounds more like yoda to me"

that was what the man said to me earlier, i'm not sure if i'm more flattered or embarassed.

RULES
1. You post your top 10 fantasy guys/girls
2. You tag 10 people.
3. You CANNOT tag someone who has already been tagged.
4. You have to let the people you tagged know that they've been tagged.
5. These are the rules they must be repeated every time.
6. THERE MUST BE PHOTOS! AT ALL TIMES!

10.  Frances Farmer (she was misunderstood, cute, i like her name and Nirvana wrote a song about her)

9. John Holmes (size does matter sometimes and a little more than "average" might be nice, just once...ahem)

8.  Jude Law (i have to be allowed at least one pretty boy, the accent helps too)

I tried to post the 8 things...I tried about 10 times and I keep getting this red message that says "This post looks like it's spam!"

so i am giving up...besides i like being mysterious don't so much like the fact that i cannot post but oh well...so to the shadowboxeer and skorps thanks guys...maybe i'll try again much much later...:(

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070425/ap_on_sc/habitable_planet_8

damnit and i just moved, guess i'll start packing again.

They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun,
Nine planets, large and small, parading by.
But somewhere out in space,
There's another shining face
That you might see some night up in the sky. Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

She's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot-spot, It's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Janet got an autograph!

Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found
She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Janet thought she'd give it a go.
But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet,
She didn't even dare to say hello.

It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, it must be a UFO, but it was:
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the Sun.

They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The Universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he'd thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be... Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

Got  a bit bored even though I’m behind and feeling overwhelmed but there should always be time for music and games, so here goes…

SOUNDTRACK FOR MY LIFE …

opening credits:

Plateau – Meat Puppets
 
waking up:
 Bound To The Floor – Local H

first day at school:

Never Said – Liz Phair

falling in love:
She Bop – Cyndi Lauper (heheheheh, thanks)

breaking up:

Cheap Sunglasses – ZZ Top

prom:

Zig Zag Dance – Mighty Mighty Bosstones with The Count (yes the one from sesame street)

life’s okay:

Romeo Had Juliette – Lou Reed

mental breakdown:
I’m Looking Through You – The Beatles

driving:

I Fought The Law – The Pogues (featuring Joe Strummer)

flashback:

Cigarettes and Coffee – Otis Redding

getting back together:
Fuckin’ Up - Neil Young (ha! )

wedding:
Destination Venus – The Rezillos

birth of child:

All Apologies - Nirvana

final battle:

Titties & Beer – Frank Zappa

death scene:

Less than Useful – Ned’s Atomic Dustbin

funeral song:
Beer – Reel Big Fish

end credits:

Shoehorn With Teeth – They Might Be Giants

(I will admit that I started to get nervous once I remembered that one Pearl Jam song that was on my player…you know the one….eeeek)  why did I just admit that?)

The Soundtrack of Your Life

 If your life had a soundtrack, what would the music be?
1. open your library (iTunes, winamp, media player, Zen, iPod)
2. put it on shuffle
3. press play
4. for every question, type the name of whatever song comes up
5. press the next button to get the answer to the next question
6. don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool

There's a telegram for you ma'am,
And the message is clear.
It says there's something bugging you
And buzzing in your ear.
The results can be quite itchy
So what is your reply?
Tell your arm to swat that fly!

Hey, there's a telegraph line,
You got yours and I got mine.
It's called the nervous system,
And everybody understands
Those telegram commands
And you know that everybody better listen!

The central nervous system
Is the brain and the spine.
The brain controls the system
And the spine is the line.
Telegrams come in
To tell what's happening to you,
Then telegrams go out
To tell your body what to do.

There's a telegram for you sir,
Better read it on the spot.
It says your hand is near a stove
That's very, very hot.
The results can be quite painful,
And there's no time to think,
Quick! Pull that hand away, and get it to the sink!

There's a telegraph line,
You got yours and I got mine.
It's called the nervous system,
And everybody understands
Those telegram commands
And you know that everybody better listen!

Your peripheral nerves,
They go all out,
Delivering those messages
Your senses send out.
From your hearing and touch
To your sight and taste and smell,
They let your brain react
To all the messages they tell.

There's a telegram for you, kid,
And it's at an awful time.
It says you've got to go on stage
And you forgot your lines
You're gonna be embarassed,
'Cause this telegram's a rush.
Your heart starts beatin' faster and you blush!

Hey, there's a telegraph line,
You got yours and I got mine.
It's called the nervous system,
And everybody understands
Those telegram commands
And you know that everybody better listen!

The autonomic system
Has a hold of you,
Controlling automatically,
Some things that you do.
Your breathing and your heartbeat
Just go on naturally
And when you're scared, you're nerves
Rev up the speed!

Hey, there's a telegraph line,
You got yours and I got mine.
It's called the nervous system,
And everybody understands
Those telegram commands
And you know that everybody better listen!

(because it's something different)

Got home from camping last spring.
Saw people, places and things.
We barely had arrived,
Friends asked us to describe
The people, places and every last thing.
So we unpacked our adjectives.

I unpacked "frustrating" first.
Reached in and found the word "worst".
Then I picked "soggy" and
Next I picked "foggy" and
Then I was ready to tell them my tale.
'Cause I'd unpacked my adjectives.

Adjectives are words you use to really describe things,
Handy words to carry around.
Days are sunny or they're rainy
Boys are dumb or else they're brainy
Adjectives can show you which way.

Adjectives are often used to help us compare things,
To say how thin, how fat, how short, how tall.
Girls who are tall can get taller,
Boys who are small can get smaller,
Till one is the tallest
And the other's the smallest of all.

We hiked along without care.
Then we ran into a bear.
He was a hairy bear,
He was a scary bear,
We beat a hasty retreat from his lair.
And described him with adjectives.

Next time you go on a trip,
Remember this little tip:
The minute you get back,
They'll ask you this and that,
You can describe people, places and things...
Simply unpack your adjectives.
You can do it with adjectives.
Tell them 'bout it with adjectives.
You can shout it with adjectives.

just because

But that's not where it's at
You had no faith to lose
And you know it
 

NICKEL MINES, Pa. - A milk-truck driver carrying three guns and a childhood grudge stormed a one-room Amish schoolhouse Monday, sent the boys and adults outside, barricaded the doors with two-by-fours, and then opened fire on a dozen girls, killing three people before committing suicide.

a grudge against the Amish???!  WTF?!  i hate this festering shit-hole we call earth!

...hard pore corn. 

i just saw anthony kiedis on SNL and i want to lick him.

Want to listen…cannot find old tapes…new car has tape player not cd…oh yeah there are a million problems far far worse happening in the rest of the world…I still want to listen to some urge overkill though.

On a lighter note I was blamed for the flooding on the east coast, here’s the story…

There was a praying mantis trapped in a spider’s web.  I set it free before the spider got to it. 

Him- “why’d you do that?  Nature is just supposed to take its course.

Me- “the praying mantis is far cuter…it looks like it has far more personality that the spider.”

Him- “you’re the reason for global warming and all the flooding…Al is gonna be so pissed with you…not to mention the spider.”

Me- “pshhaw”

4 months later i responded.

creepy & evil....go now, go!

http://www.people.virginia.edu/~jac3he/GiveUpQuiz/hitlercoulterquiz.html

52 Reasons To Have A Beer Over A Woman (it's like dave's top ten, not all of them are funny)

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.

4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play

baseball.

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.

14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

15. A beer always goes down easy.

16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

17. You can share a Beer with your friends.

18. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn't demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn't care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

25. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

26. You can't catch social diseases from a Beer.

27. When you're interrupted by a beer, it's for a good reason.

28. A beer is always satisfying.

29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.

30. A beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.

31. A beer doesn't have in-laws.

32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.

33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.

34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.

35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.

36. The only thing a beer tells you is when it's time to go to the

    bathroom.

37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.

38. It's okay to leave a party with a different beer than you arrived

    with.

39. Beer won't drive you to drink.

40. You can shoot a beer.

41. A beer chaser is easy to catch.

42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.

43. A tree is good enough for a beer.

44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.

45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.

46. Beer and Ice don't mix.

47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.

48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.

49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.

50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.

51. Beer never complains about the wet spot.

52. You can put all your old beers in one room, and they won't fight.

ACCEPTED!!!!  on Fark!!!!

now it no longer says none on my profile.  (it's okay to gloat a little, yes?  i mean it's the equivalent to having 5 billion featured photos)

/ok ok, i’m done gloating thank you for your time and sorry for the interruption.

Not only is it Cinco de Mayo but also no pants day, yeah whatever.  All I have to say to that is beware of people that are getting excited about it, as they are usually the kind of people we’d rather not see without pants.  See example below…

Happy massive ingesting of tequila day!

Let’s impeach the president for lying

And leading our country into war

Abusing all the power that we gave him

And shipping all our money out the door

He’s the man who hired all the criminals

The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors

And bend the facts to fit with their new stories

Of why we have to send our men to war

Let’s impeach the president for spying

On citizens inside their own homes

Breaking every law in the country

By tapping our computers and telephones

What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees

Would New Orleans have been safer that way

Sheltered by our government’s protection

Or was someone just not home that day?

Let’s impeach the president

For hijacking our religion and using it to get elected

Dividing our country into colors

And still leaving black people neglected

Thank god he’s racking down on steroids

Since he sold his old baseball team

There’s lot of people looking at big trouble

But of course the president is clean

Thank God

oh neil...

...orders a beer and a mop.

 taxes done!  (well,  fed. anyway) 

I kept track, here are all the songs I’ve listened to for today, and no, and I did not enjoy all of them, as I‘m sure you can guess…

Girl – Frente!

Asshole – Beck

I’ve Been Tired  - The Pixies

Misguided Angel – Cowboy Junkies

Freed Pig – Sebadoh

Violet – Hole

Reeling – PJ  Harvey

Andres – L7

Heart of Glass – Blondie

Reptile – NIN

Questioning My Sanity – L7

Cherrybomb – The Runaways

She’s Crafty – Beastie Boys

Freak Magnet – L7

My Michelle - GNR (wtf?)

Your Time is Gonna Come – Led Zeppelin

Catholic School Girls Rule – Chili Peppers

Shirley – L7

Mr. Bitterness – Soul Coughing

Sunshine Superman – Donovan

Call Me – Blondie

Fuel My Fire – L7

Rub Till It Bleeds – PJ Harvey

Where Did You Sleep Last Night – Nirvana

Star – Belly

Mend – Jale

Man Size – PJ Harvey

Magnificent Seven – The Clash

Rip Her To Shreds – Blondie

If You See Kay – Poster Children

Genetic – Sonic Youth

Do You Love Me Now – The Breeders

Ugly – Violent Femmes

How Soon Is Now – Smiths

Where Is My Mind – Pixies

One More Thing – L7

Punch Me Harder – Superchunk

Trigger Cut – Pavement

Bouquet For A Siren – Sebadoh

Raining Twilight Coast – Robyn Hitchcock

Disarm – Smashing Pumpkins

Style – Lemonheads

50 Ft. Queenie – PJ Harvey

DMV – Primus

Suck You Dry – Mudhoney

Fuck And Run – Liz Phair

And some Type O Negative song that I turned off.