that was what the man said to me earlier, i'm not sure if i'm more flattered or embarassed.

10.  Frances Farmer (she was misunderstood, cute, i like her name and Nirvana wrote a song about her)

9. John Holmes (size does matter sometimes and a little more than "average" might be nice, just once...ahem)

8.  Jude Law (i have to be allowed at least one pretty boy, the accent helps too)

so i am giving up...besides i like being mysterious don't so much like the fact that i cannot post but oh well...so to the shadowboxeer and skorps thanks guys...maybe i'll try again much much later...:(

damnit and i just moved, guess i'll start packing again.

She's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot-spot, It's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Janet got an autograph!

Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found
She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Janet thought she'd give it a go.
But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet,
She didn't even dare to say hello.

It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, it must be a UFO, but it was:
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the Sun.

They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The Universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he'd thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be... Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

SOUNDTRACK FOR MY LIFE …

opening credits:

Plateau – Meat Puppets
 
waking up:
 Bound To The Floor – Local H

first day at school:

Never Said – Liz Phair

falling in love:
She Bop – Cyndi Lauper (heheheheh, thanks)

breaking up:

Cheap Sunglasses – ZZ Top

prom:

Zig Zag Dance – Mighty Mighty Bosstones with The Count (yes the one from sesame street)

life’s okay:

Romeo Had Juliette – Lou Reed

mental breakdown:
I’m Looking Through You – The Beatles

driving:

I Fought The Law – The Pogues (featuring Joe Strummer)

flashback:

Cigarettes and Coffee – Otis Redding

getting back together:
Fuckin’ Up - Neil Young (ha! )

wedding:
Destination Venus – The Rezillos

birth of child:

All Apologies - Nirvana

final battle:

Titties & Beer – Frank Zappa

death scene:

Less than Useful – Ned’s Atomic Dustbin

funeral song:
Beer – Reel Big Fish

end credits:

Shoehorn With Teeth – They Might Be Giants

(I will admit that I started to get nervous once I remembered that one Pearl Jam song that was on my player…you know the one….eeeek)  why did I just admit that?)

The Soundtrack of Your Life

 If your life had a soundtrack, what would the music be?
1. open your library (iTunes, winamp, media player, Zen, iPod)
2. put it on shuffle
3. press play
4. for every question, type the name of whatever song comes up
5. press the next button to get the answer to the next question
6. don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool

Hey, there's a telegraph line,
You got yours and I got mine.
It's called the nervous system,
And everybody understands
Those telegram commands
And you know that everybody better listen!

The central nervous system
Is the brain and the spine.
The brain controls the system
And the spine is the line.
Telegrams come in
To tell what's happening to you,
Then telegrams go out
To tell your body what to do.

There's a telegram for you sir,
Better read it on the spot.
It says your hand is near a stove
That's very, very hot.
The results can be quite painful,
And there's no time to think,
Quick! Pull that hand away, and get it to the sink!

There's a telegraph line,
You got yours and I got mine.
It's called the nervous system,
And everybody understands
Those telegram commands
And you know that everybody better listen!

Your peripheral nerves,
They go all out,
Delivering those messages
Your senses send out.
From your hearing and touch
To your sight and taste and smell,
They let your brain react
To all the messages they tell.

There's a telegram for you, kid,
And it's at an awful time.
It says you've got to go on stage
And you forgot your lines
You're gonna be embarassed,
'Cause this telegram's a rush.
Your heart starts beatin' faster and you blush!

Hey, there's a telegraph line,
You got yours and I got mine.
It's called the nervous system,
And everybody understands
Those telegram commands
And you know that everybody better listen!

The autonomic system
Has a hold of you,
Controlling automatically,
Some things that you do.
Your breathing and your heartbeat
Just go on naturally
And when you're scared, you're nerves
Rev up the speed!

Hey, there's a telegraph line,
You got yours and I got mine.
It's called the nervous system,
And everybody understands
Those telegram commands
And you know that everybody better listen!

(because it's something different)

I unpacked "frustrating" first.
Reached in and found the word "worst".
Then I picked "soggy" and
Next I picked "foggy" and
Then I was ready to tell them my tale.
'Cause I'd unpacked my adjectives.

Adjectives are words you use to really describe things,
Handy words to carry around.
Days are sunny or they're rainy
Boys are dumb or else they're brainy
Adjectives can show you which way.

Adjectives are often used to help us compare things,
To say how thin, how fat, how short, how tall.
Girls who are tall can get taller,
Boys who are small can get smaller,
Till one is the tallest
And the other's the smallest of all.

We hiked along without care.
Then we ran into a bear.
He was a hairy bear,
He was a scary bear,
We beat a hasty retreat from his lair.
And described him with adjectives.

Next time you go on a trip,
Remember this little tip:
The minute you get back,
They'll ask you this and that,
You can describe people, places and things...
Simply unpack your adjectives.
You can do it with adjectives.
Tell them 'bout it with adjectives.
You can shout it with adjectives.

just because